1- You sleep over 14 hours/day.
2- You get angry and lash out on a perfectly good bar of hershey’s reeses cups ( your favorite chocolate) and decide to throw it in the bin.
3- You’re too lazy to get up and pour yourself a glass of water and so decide to finish up the warm bottle of soda that has been lying around the living room since lunch until someone passes by and you can bribe them to get you a glass of water.
4- You’re too lazy to look for your slippers and so decide to hang on to your brother’s smelly large slippers until yours miraculously appear.
5- You listen to the same song over and over again for hours because you do not want to go through the agony of having to choose another one.
6- You spend the night prior to your final counting pages that are included in the test and day dreaming about getting a B, because your GPA is dropping by the day and you don’t want to risk getting suspended.
7- You sing yourself to sleep then get pissed off because, even though you’re singing slow songs, you’re not falling asleep, you’re just singing along with, well, yourself.
8- You read something you just typed up a second ago and wonder what it means.
9- You realize that something is terribly wrong with you and instead of fixing it you decide to blog about it.
Three. As if it is not obvious.