Angel Two already went solo on http://3abathontha.blogspot.com/ , so I figured it was time I went solo as well, AGAIN. Back to all the dramatic posts!
The Brain Spa will be my new retreat starting from today!
Look out for 3ogla’s Angels greatest hits album and tour! We so sound like the Spice Girls … Anyway this blog is staying in case we wanted to take a break from all the drama 🙂
Last year I was taking a course on companies’ law, the lecturer gave out our seat numbers and we were asked never to switch places with anyone. Daleen ended up sitting beside me through the whole semester, we used to exchange hellos and how are yous and all that sort of greetings but we never really talked. Naturally I skipped a lot of lectures, and she would always volunteer and keep me updated with the latest assignments, tests and anything the lecturer says. Once, we greeted each other like we always do and then she reached inside her handbag, took out some papers and gave them to me, “ He asked us to bring a copy of those papers, so I brought one for you, I figured since you skipped the previous lecture that you did not know” (He refers to the lecturer), anyway, she handed me a copy, I thanked her and expressed my appreciation. The end.
This semester I’m taking a course with Daleen again, her seat number is next to mine. Last week she did it again! I had skipped a lecture where the professor gave us an assignment, she did my assignment for me and gave it to me the next lecture, it had my name and seat number on it! This girl is so sweet! She left me in a state of shock! I never knew people who are this nice even existed! We’re not friends and she doesn’t want anything from me, she’s simply nice! I thanked her, and I’m very nice and sweet to her, but I still feel that I owe her big time, and I have no clue how to repay her! She never skips a lecture, she’s never late to one, so I’m kind of stuck here, how do you repay an extremely nice person?
I decided to be nice to people I don’t know, she really inspired me! I mean I AM a nice person in general, I always offer my help to people I’m not friends with, especially when they do not ask for help, I DO help people out, but I decided I’d do more good deeds to people I don’t know, just a second ago I did a very nice thing that should save a girl I’m not friends with a lot of effort, thanks to Daleen! I just can’t get over how nice she is, she’s sooooooooo nice, soooooooooo nice, do you get how nice she is? Sooooo nice!
At screwing up everything that is beautiful! 😐
I had a new hair cut, half of my hair is gone, I look horrible, and I feel even more horrible! 😐 I also had it colored, I specifically told her not to touch the roots and dye the rest of the hair the same color of my roots; my natural hair color, I also told her I want my hair trimmed. The result: I have black sirilanki short hair now.
Me: What do you think of the new haircut?
Her: Nice, na3eeman!
Me: The color?
Her: Your natural hair color is nicer, but on the bright side, it makes you look whiter. (As if I need to look whiter! Ugh)
Talking to my sister’s hubby:
Me: Ala’a, what do you think of the new hair cut?
Ala’a: Ummm, ehm.
Me: It’s horrible isn’t it?
Ala’a: Nooooooooo! Not at all! It’s nice, but why did you cut off so much of your hair? Long hair suits you better!
Me: E7ki wallah mu bishe3 😦
Ala’a: Wallah mu bishe3!
Me: Tab e7ki wallah 😦
Ala’a: 7akait! Wallah wallah wallah mu bishe3, bas hadak kan 7ilou 3alaiki kteer
Me: Ya3ni hada mu 7ilou?
Ala’a: Imbala
Me: 2oul wallah. 😦
This could have been worse right? I mean if I had dry frizzy curly hair with this haircut and hair color I’d kill my self, and it’ll grow back, right? Yes it will! I just need to hide away somewhere in Afghanistan until it grows back. I’m going to miss Jordan, I’ll send you guys postcards with the hostages who manage to escape Afghanistan. 😦
المهندس نادر الذهبي رئيسا للوزراء وزيرا للدفاع .
صلاح الدين البشير وزيراً للخارجية .
عيد الفايز وزيراً للداخلية .
خلدون قطيشات وزيراً للطاقة والثروة المعدنية .
عبد الرحيم العكور وزيراً للشؤون البرلمانيه .
كمال ناصر وزيراً للتنميه السياسيه و الشؤون القانونية .
حمد الكساسبة وزيرا للمالية والتخطيط والتعاون الدولي .
السيدة مها الخطيب وزير دولة /ملف البرامج الاجتماعية .
المحامي ايمن عوده وزيراً للعدل .
السيده هاله لطوف وزيرة للتنميه الاجتماعيه .
تيسير النعيمي وزيراً للتربيه و التعليم .
الدكتور عمر الشديفات وزيراً للتعليم العالي .
علاء البطاينه وزيرا ً للنقل .
مزاحم المحيسن وزيراً للزراعه .
المهندس سهل المجالي وزيراً للاشغال العامة و الاسكان .
المهندس شحاده أبو هديب وزيراً للبلديات .
عامر الحديدي وزيراً للصناعة و التجاره .
سهير العلي وزيرة للسياحه و الاّثار .
خالد الايراني وزيراً للبيئة .
المهندس رائد ابو السعود وزيراً للمياه و الري .
ناصر جوده وزيراً للدولة -(ناطق رسمي).. الملف الثقافي والاعلامي .
باسم السالم وزيراً للعمل .
د. صلاح المواجدة وزيراً للصحة .
عبد الفتاح صلاح وزيراً للاوقاف.
المهندس باسم الروسان وزيرا للاتصالات .
الدكتور خالد طوقان رئيساً لهيئة الطاقة النووية .
ماهر المدادحة وزيرا لتطوير القطاع العام.
نانسي باكير وزيرة ..(لم يعرف بعد).
The following are some of the very far sighted comments people posted on the article:
8 – وحدوا الله يا جماعة الخير ، ولا وزير من محافظة عجلون، حسبي الله ونعم الوكيل.
10 – مافى و لا واحد شركسى ما بيصير
24 – كم وزير من اصل فلسطبني؟
42 – وين حصة عجلون من صينية هالهريسة
48 – وين الطفايله من الوزارات ياعمون
44 – اين ابناء قريتي اين ابناء الجبال الشامخة التي ستبقى شامخة بأذن الله اينهم من هذه الحقيبة الوزارية الجديدة
Lol.
This dude gave me hope..
36 – لا فرق بين إربداوي او كركي او طفيلي او سلطي أو عجلوني او معاني او او او كلهم أبناء هذا الوطن ويسعون للرقي به فدعوونا من هذه الردود ولنتمنى التوفيق لهم وان يكونوا قادرين على إستيعاب رؤية جلالة سيدنا للمرحلة القادمة .
I woke up with a big grin on my face (Noting that I never smile in Winter or on mornings). I woke up feeling really relieved and happy, I have no clue why! Anyway, the rest of the day turned out to be really great! I’ve never had so much fun in one day since I was probably Seven! As a result of all the happiness and rainbows and pink that filled my day, I tried to make everybody around me happy for a change! Bottom line is, wake up smiling people! The rest will come naturally. 🙂
I feel good, ta ra ra ra ram! 😀
Was the total cost of the parliamentary elections’ campaigns.
Major fights breaking out across the Kingdom and news of four people getting killed.
News of several campaigners being beaten up for tribal reasons.
Pictures taken by the Petra News Agency where some campaigners were caught buying votes.
And last but not least, representatives of our people elected on Wehdati / Faisalawi basis.
Hail democracy!
فعلا كان عرس وطني, اكمن مرشح اندبك عليه و اكمن مواطن تنقط و ما ننسى العيارات النارية و الالعاب النارية اللي استعملها ذوي العريس …. و ذوي العروس
بقولوا البنت بتجيب و الولد بودي
بكرة بالجامعة العرس الصح
Lolololoweesh!
Listen Here .
For all of you who do not know what Nakshet Mokh is, it is a show that is aired twice a week on MazajFM, Nadeem Sarraj AKA Raji Duwwara does all the prank calls, the previous is a song he sang in one of the episodes, it’s hilarious.
اي كلهم على بعضهم بيجوش قد اللي بموتوا كل يوم بتفجير واحد بالعراق او فلسطين,فكونا من هالسيرة…. جملة حكاها طالب في الجامعة الاردنية في محاضرة التربية الوطنية اللي فيها اكتر من 100 اردني, بعد اسبوع من التفجيرات. فعلا اشي بحزن انه كل يوم في ناس عم بتنقتل, بس المحزن اكتر من هيك هو مبدأ عشان احسس الناس بقيمة معاناتي لازم اقلل من قيمة معاناتهم. لكل مؤيدي هاد الاتجاه, لما الاردني يبكي بلاقي خمس ملايين اردني بمسحله دموعه, و لما الاردني يفرح الخمس ملايين بفرحوا معه, و لا عمره الاردني شكى لغير الاردني, و ولا عمره الاردني حاول يستعطف انسان, هادا حزن اردني, الاردني ادري فيه و ما بحس فيه غيره, و استخفافكم بالموضوع ما هز شعرة اردنية
رح نضلنا نتذكر و لو كل الناس نسيت, مش يس في هادا اليوم, في كل يوم رح نصليلهم و في كل يوم رح يكونوا في بالنا, ولا دمعة ام اردنية او قطرة دم من طفل اردني رح تهون عالأردني,و لو هانت على غيره
و ويلك ياللي تعادينا يا ويلك ويل
I intended for this to be short because a friend of mine already posted everything I, and every other Jordanian person would like to say on his blog, this is worth reading.
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