3ogla’s Angels Summer Reunion

  بما اني فاضيه وصارلي ساعتين عم بفكر وبهلوس وما في شي اعمله

تذكرت المدونه تبعتنا وقلت شو بدك تكتبي يا بنت همممم … اهااا عن اجتماعنا بالصيف الي وعدت انه اكتب عنه وطبعا متل ما قالت انجل نمبر ثري اني راح اكتبه بجيتي الجايه على عمان .. لع ما حزرتي هو مش بالزبط بس انه قريب يعني ..

المهم طبعا مش راح احكي تفاصيل ٩ ايام لانه بتخد معي لبكره الصبح .. ماشاءالله علينا كنا نتغدى ونتسحر وتنعشى سوى بس جد جد كانت روووووووووعه

طبعا اخدنا صور حدث ولا حرج لدرجه الناس بالشوارع صورناهم..
ما تركنا مكان يعتب علينا .. نتغدى ونروح نارجل بمحل الي زهقونا وصاروا يعرفونا والجرسون ضرب صحبه مع انجل نمبر ثري..وخد يا تغميز يا حرام فلته قال يعني الشاب(راح تجيب اجلي عن قريب كوكي )
بحر الميت كانوا يومين من العمر بس لولا خوف انجل نمبر ثري من سواقه انجل نمبر ون (الملقبه بتاكسي الزهراء) مع انه سواقتها كتير هاديه (هاديه لما ما تكون انجل نمبر ثري احسن ما تلم علينا امه لا اله الا الله) غروب الشمس بهديك النقطه خيالي بصراحه

واحلى شي انه كنا حاجزين بهوتيل ورحنا على هوتيل تاني اولها لووول بس بعدين مشيت معنا الامور
شو كمان شو كمان كتييييييير اشياء

اول يوم كان غير شكل التقيت فيه اول شي بانجل نمبر وان ورحنا نلتقي بانجل نمبر ثري الي اصرت على مكان بيفتح باوقات معينه طبعا انا وانجل نمبر وان رحنا وماشاءالله علينا وبعد ما قعدنا ٥ دقائق انكحشنا بطريقه ادبيه انه سوري بس بنفتح كمان ساعه نحنا..وقتها كان نفسي انا وانجل نمبر وان نمسك بانجل نمبر ثري ونزتها من بلكونه المحل..بس ربنا بيحبها انه ما كانت واصله لسه
وما بدي انسى بطريق الرجعه من البحر الميت الاغنيه الي غنتها انجل ثري الي طبعا مع تحريف غير شكل لكلمات الاغنيه للمطرب الصاعد عزيز مرقه رجعوني على عمان لووول بعدني بستنى الفايل على فكره انا من موبايل انجل وان الي صارلها شهر حالقتلنا

همم خلص بيكفي فضايح لحد هلاء
انتظرونا بعوقله انجلز والنيو يير

ma bywl3ha 3′eer angel three alshahera bkouki

e7zero mn haza al pokimon

 

alba7r almayet yor7eb bena

tb3an hay alsora elha zekra 7′asa loool 7’sosan alsa7′rat wala la2 ya angels

7’sose angel number 1 looool

3oglas angels reunion

  يييه شو زمان

بما انه الشعبره بالعربي احلى واشيك وافيع

افيع؟

  يا حبيبي لسه ما وصلت عمان وصرت عم استعمل المصطلحات لول من عاشر القوم اربعين يوم

  المهم بما انه واخيرااااااااااااااا وبعد انتظار دام سنه بالتمام والكمال عقله انجلز راح يجتمعواااااااااااااا

يا لهووووي شويه وهصوت ياخواتي من الفرحه الي مش سيعاني

مش مصدقه نفسي حالص مالص

بس وين الحلو بالموضوع انه وان اند انجل نمبر ثري ولا كانهم هون

انجل بنمبر ون اختفت بظروف غامضه وبعد البحث الطويل عنها طلعت الاخت عم بتصيف بتركيا

وقال شو راحت تعمل مباحثات سريه جدااا مع البيج بوس تبعنا(يالي مش معروف صلعه ابوه من وين) ما علينا المهم لقيناها وهتكون بعمان فيغي سوون

انجل نمبرثري معزوره بما انه البيت عندهم قالب هوتيل بيستقبل وفود عائليه وبيودع ضيوف من ساعه ما شرف الكتكوت برهوم

وبعد انقطاع  دام شهر اخيرا طلت علينا وشو انا بستنى بستنى بستنى وبلاخر بتيجي بتعبرني بكلمه وبتقولي انا بااااااااااااااااااك مع ابتسامه عريضه من تبعون غوار الطوشه

المهم بلا برم كتير

بس حبيت شعبر عن سعادتي المطلقه بالاجتماع الي هيصير قريب

ولوف يو جيرلز

  انتظروا مغامراتنا الي هننشرها اول باول

To diet or not to diet

Is the ultimate question for every girl!

I hate dieting, I really hate it. I never tried it actually, I can’t imagine myself preparing low fat meals everyday, I dont even know how to cook!

As Two and Three know, I’m an unemployed lazy 24 years old lady who does nth in life but going to Uni, going out, eating, drinking lots and lots of soda and sleeping. Oh God, this is the best environment for anyone to gain weight in no time. I hate to do any kind of sports, you can hardly walk in our streets, and I love food; meat in specific, and I can never get used to the diet soda’s taste. This is the dilemma I’m facing right now for the first time in my life . I never thought that a day will come when I will need to do sth to lose weight.

Help! anyone?

Lets Have a Baby!

 

 

 

 Brought to you by Three

When a new couple gets married people shower them with questions all day long; is SHE pregnant yet? Are YOU pregnant yet? Until the female gets pregnant, and then they switch to: Boy or girl?! And when she reaches her fifth month and the gender of the baby is known the question becomes : Did you choose a name yet? If the answer was no, usually people make the same lame joke, assuming that the person talking is called X, this is how the conversation would go:

X: Any name in mind?
Parents: Not really
X: You should call him/her X, he/she’ll inherit my (Fill in the blank with a good feature, please exclude sense of humor).

Ha-Ha, how original!

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in a carriage.

This is how it should always be, if you skip a step, or if you don’t rush into the next one then something’s terribly wrong with you.
Do people just assume that I want to have kids? I’m not saying that I don’t want to have kids, but it’s just that I can’t stand the thought of having my life pictured for me before I get a chance to realize what I really want, do I have to start picturing my wedding at the age of eight while playing with barbies just because this is the usual path people take?

Does a husband just assume that his wife won’t be able to wait until she carries his baby for nine months? Would he just assume that she will be willing to leave her goals, ambitions and dreams, place them aside and busy herself with baby-shopping? Or that she’ll be willing to dress like a tent for nine months? Perhaps he’ll assume that she’ll be eager to have her feet swollen, that she’ll sleep every night with the hope that she’ll wake up with a morning nausea? We’ll be carrying the baby for nine months, we’ll have to put up with all the back pains, the swollen feet, the nausea and the weight gain, and eventually we’ll breast feed the baby for months, not the father, not the mother in law and surely not our curious neighbours. Those people owe us to at least ask us if we want to have a baby, if we’re physically and emotionally ready for that, getting married does not mean that we want to have kids, or that we’re ready.

What? Do they get to take that decision on our behalf? Or does it come with the “advantage” of being someone’s wife?

This is the exact reason why most children do not get raised properly,  this is why a huge number of kids are physically and emotionally abused by their parents, and this is of course the reason why a huge number of kids are neglected. Most people are eager to have kids because that is what they believe they should do, because it’s the “norm”, they just do it, ignorantly and without thinking, people do it, we should too.

If you think it is “Haram” not to have kids, you should think twice, it’s “haram” + inhuman + savage + heartless + stupid to have kids you won’t be able to support, both financially and emotionally.

The thought of having my child ask me a question I do not know the answer to freaks me out, the thought of my child being ill and me not being able to take his pain away is disheartening, when and if I decide to have kids, I want to make sure that I’ll be everything those weak, lovely, innocent, saintly creatures would need, the doctor, the mother, the friend, the teacher and even the plumber, I need to make sure that I wouldn’t be doing them injustice by bringing them to this life and not being able to take care of them.

The second you become a parent, you’re a parent for life, you can’t divorce your kids, and you can’t go back in time, you take years to think a relationship through and it takes you a decade to decide whether you should order regular soda or diet soda with your meal, take a couple of hours out of your very fruitful and busy life to think this through, if you can’t do it (Most males would be thinking to themselves right now: Eh, what the hell is she talking about! Of course I can do it! Is she questioning my sperm?) So ANYWAY, if you can’t do “the parenting thing” then don’t have kids, you’ll do yourself, your kids and society a huge, huge, huuuuuuuge favor.

And It Begins

 

 Brought to you by Three,

Sometimes it takes an unfortunate occuring to realise how lucky you’ve been, a farewell to realize how much a certain person means or used to mean to you and a bunch of back-stabbing hypocrites to figure out who your true friends are. I never needed any of the above to realize how lucky I am for having a couple of true friends I cherish more than anything, this is a toast for the beginning of our first mutual project together, a toast of our friendship that has stood in the face of everything for over a year.

Cheers girls!