I Rock!

At screwing up everything that is beautiful!

I had a new hair cut, half of my hair is gone, I look horrible, and I feel even more horrible! I also had it colored, I specifically told her not to touch the roots and dye the rest of the hair the same color of my roots; my natural hair color, I also told her I want my hair trimmed. The result: I have black sirilanki short hair now.

Me: What do you think of the new haircut?
Her: Nice, na3eeman!
Me: The color?
Her: Your natural hair color is nicer, but on the bright side, it makes you look whiter. (As if I need to look whiter! Ugh)

Talking to my sister’s hubby:

Me: Ala’a, what do you think of the new hair cut?
Ala’a: Ummm, ehm.
Me: It’s horrible isn’t it?
Ala’a: Nooooooooo! Not at all! It’s nice, but why did you cut off so much of your hair? Long hair suits you better!
Me: E7ki wallah mu bishe3
Ala’a: Wallah mu bishe3!
Me: Tab e7ki wallah
Ala’a: 7akait! Wallah wallah wallah mu bishe3, bas hadak kan 7ilou 3alaiki kteer
Me: Ya3ni hada mu 7ilou?
Ala’a: Imbala
Me: 2oul wallah.
This could have been worse right? I mean if I had dry frizzy curly hair with this haircut and hair color I’d kill my self, and it’ll grow back, right? Yes it will! I just need to hide away somewhere in Afghanistan until it grows back. I’m going to miss Jordan, I’ll send you guys postcards with the hostages who manage to escape Afghanistan.

To diet or not to diet

Is the ultimate question for every girl!

I hate dieting, I really hate it. I never tried it actually, I can’t imagine myself preparing low fat meals everyday, I dont even know how to cook!

As Two and Three know, I’m an unemployed lazy 24 years old lady who does nth in life but going to Uni, going out, eating, drinking lots and lots of soda and sleeping. Oh God, this is the best environment for anyone to gain weight in no time. I hate to do any kind of sports, you can hardly walk in our streets, and I love food; meat in specific, and I can never get used to the diet soda’s taste. This is the dilemma I’m facing right now for the first time in my life . I never thought that a day will come when I will need to do sth to lose weight.

Help! anyone?

Red Red Red!

 Brought to you by Two.

I’m in love with everything in red!

I even bought a red pair of shoes (oh I have two pairs now )

A lot of people told me to color my hair red but naaah my mom will kill me LOL!

What do you think girls? Should I go for it?