At screwing up everything that is beautiful! 
I had a new hair cut, half of my hair is gone, I look horrible, and I feel even more horrible! I also had it colored, I specifically told her not to touch the roots and dye the rest of the hair the same color of my roots; my natural hair color, I also told her I want my hair trimmed. The result: I have black sirilanki short hair now.
Me: What do you think of the new haircut?
Her: Nice, na3eeman!
Me: The color?
Her: Your natural hair color is nicer, but on the bright side, it makes you look whiter. (As if I need to look whiter! Ugh)
Talking to my sister’s hubby:
Me: Ala’a, what do you think of the new hair cut?
Ala’a: Ummm, ehm.
Me: It’s horrible isn’t it?
Ala’a: Nooooooooo! Not at all! It’s nice, but why did you cut off so much of your hair? Long hair suits you better!
Me: E7ki wallah mu bishe3 
Ala’a: Wallah mu bishe3!
Me: Tab e7ki wallah
Ala’a: 7akait! Wallah wallah wallah mu bishe3, bas hadak kan 7ilou 3alaiki kteer
Me: Ya3ni hada mu 7ilou?
Ala’a: Imbala
Me: 2oul wallah.
This could have been worse right? I mean if I had dry frizzy curly hair with this haircut and hair color I’d kill my self, and it’ll grow back, right? Yes it will! I just need to hide away somewhere in Afghanistan until it grows back. I’m going to miss Jordan, I’ll send you guys postcards with the hostages who manage to escape Afghanistan.
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