Why Men Are Superior

5 09 2007

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I have always liked oriental dancing (Belly Dancing). Aside from the fact that it is strictly oriental, I always considered it to be a very interesting thing to watch and learn, that was of course until I heard about male belly dancers, my first thought was : Eww, how gay! I mean the thought of a MAN shaking and dancing was so yucky, I always thought that oriental dancing was monopolized by females, that it wouldn’t suit a man, turns out I couldn’t be more wrong.

A while back, in Egypt, I attended a belly dancing show in which Tito – the infamous belly dancer – was supposed to dance, Tito couldn’t make it because he was somewhere in the States and Miro -Another Belly dancer- was the substitute dancer for that night. He got on stage and started dancing, his performance caused my jaw to drop and stay still, amazing doesn’t even come close to what I saw that night! The man really knows how to dance! He managed to show us all a work of art. After he was done a couple of female belly dancers got on stage and started dancing, in the past I would’ve been amazed by their dancing, but after I watched Miro dance they all looked vulgar, tasteless and desperate to show off whatever of their bodies they’re capable of showing to turn people’s attention from their dancing to their bodies.

The best chefs in the world are men, best athletes are men, richest business people; men, and the best dancers are even men. I’m sure a woman somewhere has invented something, but the most famous inventors whose inventions we all use on a daily basis were men, the same applies to scientists. Which got me thinking, what is it that women do better than men? And then Oprah and Meryl Streep came to mind. The two things women can do better than men are talking and in some cases, acting.

I am in no way implying that men are superior to me, I’m simply stating that they’re superior to females OTHER than myself.

The following is a video of Tito’s dancing, which by the way is crappy compared to the real thing, but it should give you an idea of how good the guy is.